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What Are Biscuits Jokes?

Biscuits Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of biscuits jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits.
Do not eat if seal is broken.
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#2
Croissants are just biscuits
that studied abroad.
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#3
I took biscuits with me on a date once.
She called me a weirdo and said that biscuits was a stupid name for a cat.
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#4
Have you got any broken biscuits?
Yes I have. Well you shouldn't be so clumsy!
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#5
When you're really angry, instead of saying a filthy curse word,
try yelling "Finnegan's Biscuits!" I find it quite satisfying.
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#6
BBC News: Being obese can cut your risk of dementia...
Hold on, lets rephrase that: "Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits are kept"
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#7
My wife and I swapped biscuits.
I guess you could say we switched rolls.
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#8
What are Aladdin's least favourite
biscuits Jaffar Cakes
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#9
How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?
Wit jam in?
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#10
Him: Let's get you out of that dress.
Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits.
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#11
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!
What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!
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#12
New Viagra Product !!
Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea... It does nothing for erections but stops your Biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea..!!
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#13
Are you a can of biscuits?
Because I'd like to bang you on the counter.
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#14
I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.
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#15
Have you ever noticed that in a pack of biscuits there are always broken ones?
I don't know why they even bother putting them in.
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#16
In an attempt to build some exercise into my daily routine, I've put the biscuits on a higher shelf.
Boy, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.
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#17
S is my favorite letter because
it changes biscuit to biscuits.
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Our collection features 17 Biscuits Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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