What Are Blank Jokes?
Blank Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of blank jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
An assault rifle that only shoots blanks should be called a JK-47!
I am fun at parties please invite me to them.
#2
Hi, I'm here to see the doctor.
-me Witch doctor? -reception Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me [blank stare] Please sit down.
#3
I like my women like I like my coffee...
[Fill in the blank]
#4
If Trump wins the election I am __________________
Fill in the blank
#5
I love going to the park and watch the kids run and
scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks
#6
The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump
up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.
#7
Adulthood is where you get excited over a new trash can.
*blank stare*
#8
I bought Nickelback's greatest hits
And it was just a blank CD.
#9
When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?
I like to be prepared.
#10
Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank....
I have no words right now to describe how angry I am.
#11
a guy jacks off with pictures of his girlfriend
he realized they were blank
#12
A man walks into a ........
Pulls out a ......... And ........... Piss off Fill in the blanks.
#13
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken...
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
#14
Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for?
I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went blank. 3 seconds later I shat myself.
#15
My mom took my phone when I wasn't paying attention She said "honey have you been watching porn?" "N-no mom why would you say that?" I asked petrified.
"Because your search history is blank".
#16
I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank..
I have no words to describe how angry I am
#17
This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever
had slingshot me point blank into the ground.
#18
I was so happy when I got my new thesaurus in the mail.
But when I opened it, every page was blank! Damn. I have no words to describe how upset I am.
#19
I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank!
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
#20
A child is like a blank slate.
They make a horrible screeching sound when you drag your nails across their face.
Why People Enjoy Blank Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and blank jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love blank jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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