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Bleach Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bleach jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?
One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
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#2
Wife: morning Me: good morning Wife: my parents are coming over for dinner
tonight Me [pouring bleach in my coffee]: uh huh that's great
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#3
Bernie supporters voting for Trump isn't like drinking bleach, its like drinking castor oil...
we know its going to be awful, but we have something we *really* need to get rid of.
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#4
DEAR ENTIRE WORLD: LIGHTENING IS WHAT BLEACH DOES TO HAIR.
LIGHTNING IS WHAT I'M GOING TO STRIKE YOU WITH FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST SPELLING.
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#5
What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime?
Bleach.
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#6
What do toilets and humans have in common?
You can give them as much crap as you want, but when push comes to shove, bleach makes everything better again.
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#7
What did the black guys say to the bleach?
you basic
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#8
I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend...
I thought it'd lighten Mahmood.
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#9
My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which
is probably why he drank all that bleach
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#10
What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink?
Cyka bleach
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#11
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?
The gun only has one trigger! -Clorox Bleach
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#12
I need a new assistant for my knife-throwing act.
Also need a large rug and a gallon of bleach. Please RT.
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#13
LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't
any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same
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#14
What happens when you combine bleach and a girl dog?
You get a basic bitch
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#15
I want to be a "cool" uncle, so I let my nephew play with all the things I wasn't allowed to when I was his age.
Mostly knives and bleach.
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#16
Do you know the worst part about drinking bleach?
It never gets pass the noose.
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#17
Mom goes to the store....
Mom: Going to the store son what do you need? Me: Bleach. Mom: Why? Me : I heard on the internet that bleach cures sadness when you drink it
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#18
If honey is supposed to be so great for your voice, why does
it sound like Winnie the Pooh has been shotgunning bleach?
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#19
What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common?
They both change your ring tone
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#20
What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail?
Sex on the bleach.
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