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Bleed Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bleed jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*gets shot* "Lassie im hurt, quick get pa" *Lassie gives me her paw*
"lol i see what you did there girl" *we both laugh as i bleed out*
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#2
God: Women will bleed for a week.
Universe: What will men do for pleasure at that time? God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
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#3
Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty?
B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will
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#4
A blonde walked into a store..
She got a nose bleed.
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#5
Girls are magic...
They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!
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#6
* Falls down rock face * Breaks legs.
Bleeds profusely * Slowly reaches for pocket * Pulls out phone * Checks twitter notifications
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#7
What would Jesus do?
Get nailed to a cross and bleed out.
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#8
What's got 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
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#9
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today?
We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death.
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#10
Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said "I
Bleed Crimson" I walked up to him and said "You big dummy, we all do"
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#11
What's the difference between a baby and a tree?
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
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#12
What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a cat.
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#13
Why do women make better soldiers?
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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#14
How to give your woman 12 inches and make her bleed.
Bang her twice and punch her in the mouth.
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#15
What has 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a dog.
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#16
What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a dog.
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#17
Why can't you trust girls?
...because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
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#18
if you stabbed me i would probably
bleed pizza sauce.
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#19
whats got two legs and bleeds..?
Half a dog
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#20
A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan.
As he bleeds out, he realises: "I've made a big me-steak"
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