What Are Block Jokes?
Block Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of block jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
my agent sent me a list of my followers & circled all crude avatars in red ink.
if i dont block these people it WILL cost me the Arby's deal
#2
I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now
I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.
#3
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Lego man: Is it because I'm block?
#4
If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if
he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands.
#5
Today's workout.
Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms.
#6
A girl just referred to New Kids On The Block as "Classic
Rock" & now I understand why the world hates Americans.
#7
If a Lesbian "Cock-Blocks" another Lesbian....
is that considered a beaver dam?
#8
When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block
You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D
#9
Talk shit about Billy Joel to me & you'll get BLOCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCKED.
You oughta know by now.
#10
Women who don't even acknowledge your existence just want you to try harder.
I recommend hiding naked in her closet with a block of cheese.
#11
You say "I suggest you join this Facebook group and get
500 free Mafia Wars points" but all I see "Block me."
#12
*hires skywriter* YOU
CAN'T BLOCK ME
#13
I asked my Dad for help with course selection...
My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, "Which do you think I should take?" "Whichever you'll excel in, son."
#14
When I die use my body to block up a water slide.
No one should have fun once I'm gone
#15
You follow me.
I follow you. You unfollow me. I unfollow you. You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I block you. "A Game of Phones"
#16
What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common?
They both eat chips off the old block.
#17
"Sorry, I don't date block
guys."- racist lego woman.
#18
I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started
wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario.
#19
Some people are flirting with
my delete & block button.
#20
18yo me (naive, unrefined): I just ate a block of cheese 42yo
me (worldly, sophisticated): I just ate a wheel of cheese
Why People Enjoy Block Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and block jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love block jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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