What Are Bloke Jokes?
Bloke Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bloke jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar....
I said, is that a fret?
#2
Rude joke I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down
behind a tombstone, so respectfully I said "morning" He replied "no, taking a shit"
#3
You shouldn't judge people.
What if that bloke outside your window with a clown mask and knife is just a chef that lost his way.
#4
I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing,
just an old bloke in a freezer.
#5
#BREAKING Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April Mr Pistorius
claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus.
#6
The bloke who invented the time machine has died.
RIP Dave Jones. 1974 1746.
#7
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up mate, won't it start?"
#8
Honestly some folk will take offense at anything.
I met a bloke with no legs this morning at the Bus Stop. All I asked was "How you getting on?"
#9
This bloke said to me, "Tim, as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you?" I said, "Let me make one thing absolutely clear.
My mother was never a young boy."
#10
Saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah I thought,
He's trying to pull a fast one
#11
A bloke walks into a bar with his gorilla and the barman
asks "What drink can I get you?" "Just ice for Harambe"
#12
I'm not saying the wife's a bit rough but you can see all
the blokes on the beach dressing her with their eyes.
#13
Had a trip to the Docs I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said "Can u describe the symptoms?" I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
#14
There are some horrible bastards about I heard a cat crying outside my door and I saw 4 blokes in Chelsea
shirts playing football with it I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1- 0 up
#15
This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates
up to a pint of semen at a time.I found that a bit hard to swallow
#16
I said to this bloke,"I'm going to be performing in the play *Hamlet* at a
local theatre." He said,"Are you being facetious?" I said,"No- Polonius."
#17
A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, "Have you got any books on
the female clitoris?" The bloke says, "Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."
#18
Bloke walks up and asks "Do you prefer long legs or
short?", so I reply "I prefer something in between"
#19
I think the bloke next to me is gay.
I'm trying to take a shit, but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next urinal.
#20
Did you hear about the bloke who tried to
kiss his girlfriend in the fog and mist.
Why People Enjoy Bloke Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bloke jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love bloke jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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