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Blouse Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of blouse jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[Sexting] "So, what are you wearing?" A nice blouse and a light sweater.
Sensible shoes.
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#2
I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers
blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries.
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#3
Damn girl are you a cougar?
No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse.
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#4
{about to have sex} Her: *seductively kicks off heels and rips open blouse
Me: *panics as I look for a spot to set down my half eaten taco
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#5
A young woman walks into a dry cleaner She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean.
Hard of hearing the man asks, "come again?" She responds, "No, it's yogurt"
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#6
This guy at work always looks down my blouse.
So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out.
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#7
1: Twas the night before xmas, & all thru the house Dad was
trashed on Grey Goose, mom spilled merlot on her blouse
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#8
My wife asked what I thought of her new blouse and I used the
word "slimming", I explain to the other homeless people.
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#9
*discretely picks a booger* *slyly wipes it on her blouse* Funeral Director:
Sir, we can see you and narrating it just makes it worse.
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#10
4 out of 5 Dentist agree that your low-cut blouse shows off your nice rack!
The fifth Dentist wants to know where you got that blouse.
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#11
Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day?
Solution: Wear a low cut blouse.
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#12
Limericks eh?
There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse
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#13
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
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#14
Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish
on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS
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#15
My dad everyone...
Dad: U at home? Me: No. Dad: Where? Me: Hairdresser. Dad: Aaahhh. They putting pants an blouse on ur hair ? Get it. Hair dresser. Lol Ugh.
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#16
If I give up my seat for you on the bus, it's my right to stand in front of you and stare down your blouse.
I think it's in the Bible.
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#17
A lady goes into the dry cleaners Lady: "I was wondering if you could get this stain
out of my blouse" The Clerk: "Come again?" Lady: "No, this time it's just yogurt"
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