What Are Blunt Jokes?
Blunt Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of blunt jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt.
Snoop Doggy style.
#2
The Presidential Election for 2016 is like a blunt pencil.
Pointless.
#3
What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?
A Blunt force
#4
Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt.
"No," He says looking out the window at the skyline. "That's not the Mary Jane I need."
#5
I just smoked the fattest blunt..
And now my refrigerator is nervous!
#6
"And for our next lesson, we'll learn how to roll a
blunt, or un cigarrillo marijuana" - Rosetta Stoned
#7
Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?
At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.
#8
as you wonder "where the weed at?" a worm hole opens up in front of you
and through the portal an alien arm reaches out to pass you a blunt
#9
Based on how poorly this burrito was wrapped, I assume it was made
by the one person at Taco Bell that has never rolled a blunt.
#10
Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a marijuana joint?
He suffered blunt force trauma
#11
I don't care what you think of me.
James Blunt thinks I'm beautiful.
#12
There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes...
A true wake and bake.
#13
Rappers be like "I'm killing them snitches, smackin dem bitches, smokin
blunts n fucking hoes!"**Wins award** Rapper: "I just wanna thank God"
#14
"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..."
*turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
#15
How did the stoner die?
Blunt force trauma.
#16
What do you call a blunt spear?
Piontless!
#17
God hates fags He prefers
a nice, fat, dank blunt.
#18
My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt
He's high on my list of priorities
#19
Best blunt / straight to the point jokes of all time?
What do you call a boomerang that dosen't come back? A stick
#20
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt
wrap He was high on my list of priorities
Why People Enjoy Blunt Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and blunt jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love blunt jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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