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#1
What does BMW stand for?
Black man working
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#2
I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up
next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him.
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#3
I saw a BMW driving safely and being respectful of other drivers today.
That was the joke.
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#4
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!
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#5
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
In a BMW, the prick is on the inside.
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#6
What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.
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#7
What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?
on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside
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#8
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine keeps its pricks on the OUTSIDE
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#9
What do you call a blonde in a BMW?
Optional. (My manager from Croatia told me this during a shift)
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#10
Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a
lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.
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#11
Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?
Because it's easier to deal with just one prick
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#12
I saw a BMW driver using their turning signal!
But then I woke up from my dream.
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#13
My daughter just said, "Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other
dads." She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now.
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#14
what's the difference between BMW and a Porky Pine?
The porky Pine has the prick on the outside.
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#15
I didn't post that copyright notice thing on my Facebook and I've already
seen SIX of MY photos of me with my casseroles in BMW commercials
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#16
What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?
Turn signals
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#17
I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway.
Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?
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#18
From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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#19
I got a flyer in the mail that said "Get into a new car no questions asked!" Bullshit...
my neighbor still asked WTF I was doing in his BMW.
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#20
If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's?
Jew-boats.
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