What Are Boils Jokes?
Boils Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of boils jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The entire history of athletic competition
boils down to "Hey y'all watch this!"
#2
What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?
A leperd
#3
When it boils down to it
water is just steam.
#4
What it all boils down
to is evaporation.
#5
What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
Sir!
#6
The problem with this generation boils down
to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
#7
A clever one from Yahoo!
Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to.
#8
At this point journalism school probably boils
down to, "Just say what everyone tweeted."
#9
A watched pot never boils.
The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently.
#10
Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't
go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot.
#11
Me: A watched pot never boils.
Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Try turning on the stove, idiot.
#12
*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly
toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*
#13
People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand
the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
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