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Bolt Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bolt jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Whats the Difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Bolt can finish a race
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#2
Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
-To cloud 9
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#3
What is Brown and Runny?
...Usain Bolt
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#4
Anyone hear of the rapist mechanic?
They say he screws, nuts, and bolts.
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#5
So it's the first day of shop class...
The teacher asks, "What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?" A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
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#6
What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
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#7
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.
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#8
In bed, women commonly mistake me for Usain
Bolt because I always come first.
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#9
Usain Bolt's net worth is $60 million.
How did he get so rich? By saving the gas money!
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#10
Usian Bolt's favourite country?
I-ran ;)
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#11
Usain Bolt's Girlfriend
She pulled a fast one!
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#12
Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common I can run for
less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse
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#13
whats brown and...
What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt.
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#14
Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away?
"Nut screws washer and bolts"
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#15
Did you hear about the guy who escaped from a lunatic asylum, raped a bunch of old women in a laundrette then ran away?
The newspaper headlines the next day read: #**NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**#
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#16
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
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#17
What's the difference between Usain Bolt and
Adolf Hitler Usain Bolt can finish a race.
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#18
A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt.
I guess it's a running joke.
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#19
What did the father lightning bolt do to his son when he miabehaved?
He grounded him.
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#20
Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools.
The speed limit is only 40 kph!
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bolt jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Bolt Jokes safe for all ages?
Most bolt jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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