What Are Bombs Jokes?
Bombs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bombs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer
mats I think prophets will go through the roof
#2
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
Jager bombs
#3
In a recent court case, the defendant was charged with smuggling bombs inside of living cows...
...Upon hearing this, one of the jurors cried out, "Abominable!" (A bomb in a bull)
#4
I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own
bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png
#5
April showers bring May flowers.
And car bombs, suicide bombers, beheadings, etc. Tis the season.
#6
Why do the Japanese have squinty eyes?
Becuase atomic bombs are bright.
#7
Why do Asians squint with their eyes?
Because bombs are bright.
#8
We're all big racist time
bombs set for "elderly."
#9
Why do Asians have squinty eye balls?
Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...
#10
everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black
plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades
#11
Carl: So hot today.
Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: During WW II, Americans tried to train bats to drop bombs. Me: Fair enough.
#12
What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane?
#13
Why is Iran called Iran?
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
#14
What really ticks people off?
Time bombs.
#15
My post on /r/bombs made the front
page Edit: holy shit this blew up
#16
Why do asians have such squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty bright.
#17
A priest ,a rabbi and a homeless man walk into a bar..
The homeless man order a beer while the rabbi and priest do jager bombs . Who's gonna pick up the tab?
#18
Remember when all bombs looked like a black bowling ball with a giant wick in the top?
Yep, simpler times.
#19
Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one.
But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message.
#20
Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere
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