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#1
[Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'?
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong.
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#2
Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history?
Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci
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#3
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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#4
How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?
Collecting stocks and bonds.
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#5
Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt?
(Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?
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#6
What's James bonds fettish?
Bondage
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#7
What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
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#8
What is James Bonds code name when he is abroad?
+4407
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#9
What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?
James
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#10
Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?
Because they're diene
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#11
What is 007's favorite subject at school?
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
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#12
Men are like government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
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#13
Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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#14
Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?
Old habits die hard
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#15
Did you know there's actually 4 scientific bonds?
* Ionic Bond * Metallic Bond * Covalent Bond * James Bond
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#16
You'd think atoms bonds would mean they were being friendly to each other...
But, they end up stealing each other's electrons. Isn't that ionic?
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