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What Are Bone Jokes?

Bone Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bone jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?
I wanna Bone a part
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#2
What do you call a group of rappers that masturbate in synchronization?
Bone Tugs In Harmony
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#3
Give a dog a bone and he'll be like, "Oh wow, I love these, thanks"
Teach a dog to bone and he'll be like, "dude, I got this"
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#4
What do you call it when you poop and masturbate at the same time?
Two turds with one bone
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#5
Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?
Everyone is already in a caste
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#6
How do skeletons make a baby?
They bone
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#7
A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now how do
you extract a fork from bone without causing more damage?
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#8
I fan speak a little French I'd like to bon
appetit (bone a petite) Edit: can not fan
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#9
What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?
the cow didn't make it.
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#10
If I had a dog I'd say "I have a bone to pick with you!" and then we'd
go to PetSmart to pick a bone and we'd laugh & laugh & can dogs laugh
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#11
How is having sex with a woman and eating at KFC similar?
After you're done with the juicy breasts and the tender thighs, all there's left to do is to throw the bone in the greasy box.
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#12
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard...
Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard to get the dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
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#13
"I don't have a racist bone in my body!"
--Riley Cooper's girlfriend postcoitus
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#14
Friday and Monday are twins, but Friday is the twin
that likes to party and is always down to bone.
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#15
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body.
205, 204, 203, 202, 201... She'll make a great soup.
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#16
Dove is supposedly 1/4 moisturizing cream, but this one
seems like it's at least 80% bones and feathers.
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#17
sticks and stones may break my bones but if you say
the right words i'd probably break my own bones too
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#18
Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?
It's near-humerus.
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#19
It's true I misunderstood what you meant by "take me to the bone
zone" but you must admit this is a very nice graveyard.
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#20
What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?
The cow didn't make it.
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