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What Are Bong Jokes?

Bong Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bong jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?
Only one of them made it to the moon.
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#2
My wife thought her water broke so we went to emergency.
Turns out her bong just has a crack in it or something.
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#3
What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?
Alpaca 'nother bong
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#4
Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?
Bing-Bong
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#5
Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a bottle
of wine, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter.
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#6
"honey why is our water bill so high?" *water bill sits there holding a bong* hahahah duuuude i don't know man.
DORITOS. DO WE HAVE DORITOS?
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#7
*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory
Teacher: It's the Big Bang Theory *Snoops walks out disappointed*
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#8
martha stewart put a drop of citrus oil in the bong water and i cant even be mad at her.
in fact it is the opposite emotion
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#9
The name's Bong.
Jay Bong. Agent 420. Weed.
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#10
"haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong" yes doctor
but how is our son *leans in close* "you had to light its weiner"
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#11
*hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong
custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*
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#12
There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes...
A true wake and bake.
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#13
My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do.
So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it.
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#14
it's 2:36 am i'm hiding in my bathroom smokin bongs by myself ladies and
gentlemen i didn't ask to be a winner , god just chose me to be one
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#15
Is this your 1st video conference call?
*Takes HUGE bong rip* *Holding it in* umm no So you're aware we can see you? *Cough* what *cough*
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#16
By fluke, I just learned I could pop the head off a Dora Explorer doll,
drill a hole in her leg, fill her with water, and use her as a bong.
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#17
If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me
about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong.
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#18
What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?
"What's Allepo?"
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#19
[son falls over & hurts himself] ME: aww poor kid, he needs a little THC WIFE: don't you mean TLC?
ME: [huge bong rip] he needs what now?
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#20
The ending for Toy Story 3 only Andy sells his toys to get weed money and makes a bong out of Mr.
Potato Head.
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