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Boots Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of boots jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you kill a black man?
Hide his food stamps in his work boots.
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#2
Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men?
Because they love those new boots!
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#3
Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear?
( In a Russian accent ) robber boots
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#4
I went to an 'Army Style training day'...
I don't feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate.
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#5
Racial jokes: Put em here, let's see what ya got!
How do you starve a black man? You put his food-stamps in his work boots!
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#6
Murphy's wife told him he should put a pair of clean socks on every day.
By Friday he couldn't get his boots on.
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#7
I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves.
He died waiting for the drop.
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#8
How do you starve a black guy?
Put his food stamps under his work boots.
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#9
*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his
little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that
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#10
What do basic cave bitches wear?
UGGA Boots
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#11
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline
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#12
Why don't bears wear boots?
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
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#13
Fact: all boots were
made for walking.
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#14
These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do.
One of these day--oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!
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#15
Wearing my lesbian boots today.
Well, they're faux lesbian. I don't believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they're farm-raised.
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#16
5-year-old daughter: *looks in the mirror* Can you get me something to match my cowboy boots?
Me: What? 5-year-old: A horse.
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#17
*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my..
walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken
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#18
Today on "Dora the Explorer", Dora and Boots learn there are some places
they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol.
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#19
Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore.
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#20
I opened my closet, looking for my boots.
And there they were... Gone! (as told to my by my Bella-Russian-Canadian (and redditor) friend)...
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Boots Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and boots jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Boots Jokes safe for all ages?
Most boots jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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