What Are Borrow Jokes?
Borrow Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of borrow jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow?
[OC] Thanks, came in handy!
#2
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
#3
Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.
#4
I said to my GF "Please get me a newspaper." "Don't be silly," she replied
"you can borrow my iPad." That spider never knew what hit it!
#5
My neighbor said "nice skirt" so I said, "thanks, it helps me not blast
Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."
#6
What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
#7
borrow money from a pessimist Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.
#8
5-year-old: Can I borrow a dollar?
Me: You don't have a job. How will you pay me back? 5: Me: 5: I'll borrow another dollar.
#9
My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm
starting to think he borrows it while I'm asleep
#10
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from
his Disney Pixar collection, except one.
#11
My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet.
Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween.
#12
If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.
I'd hate to toot my own horn
#13
TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.
He's never gonna give you Up
#14
the most awkward time in my life Was when I locked my keys in my car and had
to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger.
#15
I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper." "Don't be silly,"she replied,
"you can borrow my iPad." That spider never knew what fucking hit it.
#16
I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that
might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?
#17
How do you make a Jewish omelette
First off all Borrow 6 eggs.
#18
A Jewish kid goes to his dad and says, "Dad, I need to borrow fifty bucks".
The dad says, "Forty bucks? I don't have thirty bucks, what do you need twenty bucks for?"
#19
Anyone have any sex laying around
they're not using I could borrow?
#20
Rick Astley: Do you have any Pixar movies I can borrow?
Me: You can have Cars, Toy Story & Ratatouille, but I'm never gonna give you UP.
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