What Are Bound Jokes?
Bound Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bound jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Everyone take nude selfies now "Keep your phone in your pocket next to your genitals
and they're bound to get together and have a couple of drinks" -Stephen Colbert
#2
Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited.
You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds.
#3
Super joke!
Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds...
#4
well, i guess this was bound to happen.
i left the pot and the kettle on the stove overnight and the pot committed a hate crime.
#5
A man is like a spider....
when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky....
#6
So I harvested my tomato today, it's bound to be good
considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
#7
I like my women just like my beer.
Bound together with plastic.
#8
My enthusiasm
knows bounds.
#9
A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy...
"It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."
#10
Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet...
Bound to have shitty time.
#11
I was asked today why I thought Kim Kardashian & Kanye West would break up.
I replied "dunno, but they're BOUND 2 EVENTUALLY" I hate myself.
#12
Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
#13
Man is like spider..
.. bound to have sticky hand when on web!
#14
My local bondage club was robbed last night...
we were all left bound and gagged. We absolutely loved it.
#15
Bound by notifications, we are
the Fellowship of the Ding.
#16
I think it might be a good idea to not buy gold right now.
Is a statement that is bound to get gilded.
#17
Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food.
Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo.
#18
Superwife!
Gets pissed faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than your longest friendships. Leaps your decisions in a single bound.
#19
Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
#20
Man is like spider...
..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web
Why People Enjoy Bound Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bound jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love bound jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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