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#1
gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday.
Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind.
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#2
A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world...
It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have "Shiffer brains" - Johnny Carson.
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#3
Me: "If only the man upstairs could have blessed you with brains as
well as beauty." Wife: "Why the hell is there a man upstairs?"
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#4
"I don't care how goodlooking you are if
you don't have any brains." -Zombies
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#5
It's not that people use only 10% of their brains,
it's that only 10% of people use their brains.
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#6
Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?
Because of all the metal in their brains.
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#7
How did the hooker kill herself..
She blew her brains out!
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#8
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
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#9
What do Mexican Zombies eat?
Re-fried brains.
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#10
Did you know our brains are 75% fat?
Thinking about putting mine on a diet.
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#11
Forget about whether or not you have
curves, real women have brains.
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#12
What do you call a fish that operates on brains?
A brain sturgeon.
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#13
You know what they say about people with big brains, right?
"You have a severe case of meningitis."
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#14
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years
despite not having brains is great news for stupid people.
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#15
A 4 year old boy examined his testicles...
while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet', she replied
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#16
Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains?
She was on a diet.
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#17
Why did Hitler blows his brains out?...
Because he saw his gas bill. Also this joke isn't funny, one of my family members died in a concentration camp. He went to take a piss and fell out of a tower.
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#18
Don't worry, you are safe
Zombies eat brains
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#19
By all sensible rules of anatomy, if you have shit for brains, you shouldn't be alive.
Science, people.
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#20
Why don't women have men's brains?Because
they don't have penises to put them in.
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