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Breakdown Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of breakdown jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Breakdown of time spent cleaning my office: 5% Cleaning
95% Studying long forgotten artifacts of my past
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#2
I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.
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#3
I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown.
I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.
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#4
It's not a nervous breakdown.
I'm having a calm, rational breakdown based on an understanding of how fucked everything is.
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#5
"By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor." Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas.
I was worried they might all die instead.
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#6
Q: What part of the road is always crying?
A: The breakdown lane.
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#7
Officer, if I can't stand in the shoulder of the road, screaming and
crying, then maybe they shouldn't call it the breakdown lane.
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#8
Idk guys, life has never thrown me lemons.
Social anxiety, insomnia, mental breakdowns, drugs and eating disorders.. But never lemons.
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#9
[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing
clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders
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#10
What part of the road is always crying?
The breakdown lane.
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#11
Half the people who follow me are waiting for the nervous breakdown; the
other half follow because they're easily impressed by semicolons.
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#12
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?
A chameleon on a tartan rug !
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#13
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?
It had a nervous breakdown.
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