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Bridge Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bridge jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight...
...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it.
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#2
Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't
have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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#3
Having sex is like playing bridge...
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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#4
My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, "Stop it, you're driving too fast!
We're on a bridge!"
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#5
I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything,
tell the driver 'I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago'
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#6
If a road runs parallel to a river, there's probably a bridge nearby.
No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you dumbshit.
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#7
Why don't Mexicans play bridge?
Because they're afraid of the trump card.
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#8
The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the
population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work.
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#9
Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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#10
[bankruptcy court] JUDGE: *rubbing bridge of nose* Says here you bought 1000 bouncy castles?
ME: *lips on mic* For my kingdom, Your Honor
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#11
Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge?
He went in Seine.
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#12
What was the bridge player's political view?
No-trump!
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#13
When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide...
We used the jumpers for goalposts.
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#14
Having sex is like playing bridge, If you don't
have a good partner you better have a good hand
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#15
[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers
in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering.
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#16
Movie joke: Sling Blade "Two fellers was peein' off a bridge.
One said the water's cold. Other the the water's deep.... I think one of 'em was from Arkansas mhmm."
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#17
Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?
He lost his porpoise in life.
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#18
Therapist: Do you have any regrets?
Me: Well, this one time Therapist [pinches bridge of nose] Other than buying fat-free salad dressing.
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#19
If you jump off a bridge in Paris...
They'll declare you in Seine
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#20
Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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