What Are Bridges Jokes?
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#1
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!
#2
Knock Knock Who's there ?
Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !
#3
I don't regret burning bridges.
I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burned them.
#4
I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges....
I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome.
#5
I want to write in my resume how experienced I am in burning bridges...
...but I don't have anybody to use as a reference.
#6
Why are you even asking me that mom.
I love jumping off bridges, either by myself or as a group, you know that.
#7
I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges.
And also because I am wanted for bridge arson.
#8
I'll take "Much ado" for $1000, Alex.
Answer: "John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump." "Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche."
#9
I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges.
Turns out I have severe truss issues.
#10
Q.
Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
#11
You can build a thousand bridges.
You suck one dick and you're known as a cocksucker.
#12
Stop burning bridges.
They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks.
#13
Why don't mathematicians build bridges?
Because they'll never be perfect.
#14
[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers
in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering.
#15
Me: do you love me?
Siri: I'm only your assistance. Me: if you don't, I will jump off a bridge. Siri:there are two bridges near you.
#16
My favorite pastime is roasting marshmallows
over the bridges I burn.
#17
I bet if Jeff Bridges picked up your kid from school today &
said "I'm your dad now," your kid wouldn't even question it.
#18
Knock Knock Who's there !
Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !
#19
Environmentally friendly means to stop burning
bridges and just throw people off of them
#20
I get really bad anxiety when driving over bridges.
My therapist says I have truss issues.
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