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#1
Short Brit joke.
Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'
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#2
You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining
their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves.
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#3
What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
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#4
What's a Brit's favorite baked good?
cake.
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#5
Mummies might be scarier if they weren't called mummies.
Brits call their Moms that. Suggestion: Psycho Rotting Corpse Wrapped In Gauze.
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#6
Why do brits have sex more than any other nationality?
Because with Cameron in charge they're always going to be fucked.
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#7
Do all Europeans countries drive on the right?
No, the Brits left.
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#8
3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York.
Who gets randomly searched?
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#9
So I heard the Brits have a new
dating app It's called Kinder.
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#10
I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of
being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about
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#11
Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
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#12
I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July.
Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.
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#13
Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*?
LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)
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#14
How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?
Manual work ? That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
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#15
Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?
Because she was a cute angle.
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#16
What do Brits call a fleshlight?
A blowtorch.
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#17
If you punched a random Brit today...
There would be a 52% chance they deserved it.
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#18
What are two letters a Brit can't live without?
T and Qs.
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#19
A Brit and an American are having a conversation.
The American says: "Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?".
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#20
As a Brit I didn't believe Brexit could be Trumped
But it seems that's exactly what's happened :(
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