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#1
Do all Europeans countries drive on the right?
No, the Brits left.
#2
I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July.
Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.
#3
What do Brits call a fleshlight?
A blowtorch.
#4
What's the difference between Americans and Brits?
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
#5
You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining
their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves.
#6
Mummies might be scarier if they weren't called mummies.
Brits call their Moms that. Suggestion: Psycho Rotting Corpse Wrapped In Gauze.
#7
Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
#8
Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*?
LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)
#9
Why don't Brits like revolving doors?
A: Because they can't hold it for the next person.
#10
3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York.
Who gets randomly searched?
#11
This year's Brits will always be remembered for its fabulous tribute to 'Allo 'Allo!...
Featuring the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.
#12
In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and
leaving doesn't solve our problems Didn't stop the Brits from trying
#13
So I heard the Brits have a new
dating app It's called Kinder.
#14
Why do brits have sex more than any other nationality?
Because with Cameron in charge they're always going to be fucked.
#15
What do the Brits say when there's
actually blood on something?
#16
Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years...
Brits are really good at pulling out.
#17
How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None
they just terminate their apartment contract.
#18
I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of
being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about
#19
How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?
None. They just move out of the house.
#20
you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants
ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves.
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