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#1
Did you hear about Bruce Jenner?
Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box
#2
What did Bruce Lee say about
NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!
#3
What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?
A Krismas goose.
#4
Did you hear there's a new LGBT kung fu actor making films now?
His stage name is Bruce Leigh
#5
It's too bad Batman's real name wasn't Bruce Bates, then
Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time.
#6
what is Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's latest award?
Tripod of the year.
#7
Bruce Jenner joke.
Bruce's transition to a woman has been so fascinating, a whole new category has been made for him. He will be considered Transjenner.
#8
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WA TAA!!!
#9
Bruce Lee's favorite
drink Wataaaaa!!!
#10
Soon after we find out Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman, he
gets into a car wreck Really getting into character I see
#11
[Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly*
ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall
#12
I used to watch lots of Bruce Willis movies, but now I don't.
I guess old habits Die Hard. ^Someone ^please ^slap ^me. ^EDIT: ^Even ^better, ^this ^was ^a ^shower ^thought ^too...
#13
When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Carrot-eh
#14
I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts "Batman" when he's drunk.
I know I do.
#15
*Santa lifts a rug while sweeping and finds a dusty, crumpled note* "Please
keep my family safe, love Bruce Wayne." *Santa grows very pale*
#16
Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs
his iPad and screams because he thinks he's shrunk
#17
What did Bruce Banner get after having sex with as prostitute?
a HULK RASH!!!!
#18
So Bruce Jenner might have been texting...
Does this make him a transtextual? ....I'll see my way out
#19
A new remake of Titanic features Bruce Willis.
Bruce saves everyone.
#20
BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water.
HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable.
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