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#1
What's a buddhists favourite curry?
Chicken karma
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#2
How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?
None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.
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#3
Why are Buddhists so good at King cake Because
they are great and finding their inner piece
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#4
How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they enlighten themselves.
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#5
How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, change comes from within.
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#6
Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
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#7
A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email.
The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."
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#8
Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
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#9
Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?
Because they have no attachments.
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#10
What do Shakespearian Buddhists eat for breakfast?
Om and cheese Hamlets.
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#11
Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
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#12
How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
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#13
On the tombstones of Buddhists, it's always 'RIP'.
I always thought it was 'BRB'
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#14
What do Buddhists eat to help keep themselves balanced both physically and spiritually?
Cottage chi
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#15
Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
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#16
How many buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the enlightment comes from within.
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#17
Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?
they have too many ohms to be good conductors.
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#18
Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?
Because they don't have attachments!
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