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What Are Bug Jokes?

Bug Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bug jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as he hits your car windshield on the highway?
His ass.
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#2
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug.
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#3
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
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#4
Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
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#5
What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield?
His ass
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#6
What's the best kind of cream...
...to get rid of spots and bug bites? Creamation.
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#7
*pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly
3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*
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#8
What do you call a bug that can't talk?
A hoarse fly.
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#9
What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?
A spider
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#10
How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
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#11
gOOD JOKE Bug run up
tree into butthole.
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#12
[Ring] "Expert Namer Guy" You the dude that named anteater?
"Yep" I got a bug. Not moving. Has wings though. "Mayfly" *muffled* oh he's good
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#13
I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war.
That really bugs me.
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#14
As a software developer, I like my bugs how
I like my women Unable to reproduce.
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#15
I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony
Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone.
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#16
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween?
A trick-or-fleat!
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#17
What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?
A lunar tick.
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#18
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?
She gave birth in the spring
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#19
I just flushed a stink bug down the toilet along with the dump.
Who's the stink bug now, Bitch?
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#20
[Programming] Stupid Bugs...
99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, pass it around, 127 bugs in the code. Credit: Benetha619, who donated $5.00 during SethBling's stream today.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bug jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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