What Are Built Jokes?
Built Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of built jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"Hey, let's get the guys that built the Obamacare
website to update our app!" - Twitter
#2
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal
#3
So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound...
Apparently it's called the "Large Hardon Collider".
#4
I will say something deep.
I built a robot that digs. Deep.
#5
My friend Jerry and I built a house...
It was absolutely floorless. I mean we really nailed it this time. Not like the last one that we screwed up. This time we just did a really wood job.
#6
*gives joke answer to daughter's 75th consecutive question* [20 years later,
she's in an office] "Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973"
#7
You haven't built just a wall around you; you've constructed a bomb
shelter inside a nuclear bunker set into the side of a mountain.
#8
Who built King Arthur's round table?
Circumference
#9
Chuck Norris actually built
the stairway to heaven.
#10
[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E.
class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]
#11
The last time I was 100% sure about a decision was in 3rd grade, and that
box of 64 crayons with the built in sharpener didn't disappoint.
#12
Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.
The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.
#13
WALGREENS PARADOX: No matter which Walgreens you go to, they
will have built one closer to you before you can get there.
#14
How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?
Because they built their stuff with reads!
#15
Spider Island Day 1: The arachnids are intelligent & friendly hosts.
They even built me a hammock to ensure my comfort. Day 2: I was wrong.
#16
Why are bees the superior species?
They have a built in suicide switch.
#17
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
#18
Did you hear about the new housing being built where dwarves can live at no charge?
It's called the "Stayfree Mini Pad"
#19
Rome wasn't built in a day.
But part of it was.
#20
Teacher: "When was Rome built?" Pupil: "At night." Teacher: "Why did you say
that?" Pupil: "Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"
Why People Enjoy Built Jokes
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Another reason people love built jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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