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Burglary Jokes

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What Are Burglary Jokes?

Burglary Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of burglary jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance.
"You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance." "The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other,
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#2
Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?
A: With a warlock.
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#3
How did the burglary tournament work?
it was a round robbin'
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#4
My wife was pissed when I slept through a burglary last
night We got caught, and I woke up during mug shots.
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#5
I once slept through a burglary.
Next thing I knew I was in the back of a police van.
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#6
I once slept through a burglary.
Next thing I know they're taking mugshots.
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#7
Fred: We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap and towels.
Harry: The dirty crooks.
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#8
I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is
mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer.
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#9
Me: ugh.
The radio these days is full of bad news. Burglary over there, stabbing over here. Just turn it off please Arresting officer: no
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#10
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary.
Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and burglary jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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