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Burning Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of burning jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was Moses' wife angry?
He gave her the burning bush.
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#2
[campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old.
Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs.
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#3
My friend got jailed for six months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building.
Turns out that they were the firemen.
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#4
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
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#5
Why is the Joker's makeup like a whitewashed tomb, his lips like torn paper, his eyes like burning suns?
Because when he was young, the Joker's father said "Let's put a simile on that face!"
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#6
So you got mustard on your jeans.
Shut up about it. We live on a wet marble that flies circles around a giant burning star. Fuck your jeans.
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#7
Judge: Your charge is burning down your neighbors house Me: Your Honor they hung baskets of plastic flowers on their porch!
J: Not Guilty!
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#8
WOW!
The Vatican has declared child sex abuse is a crime. Next thing you know they'll ban burning witches!
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#9
A squirrel found big nuts to stock up in its tree.
Now i have a empty nutsack and a burning tree.
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#10
I don't regret burning bridges.
I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burned them.
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#11
My dream car is just Shaq dressed like a fireman carrying me
everywhere like he just rescued me from a burning building
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#12
Girl are you the burning bush?
Cuz you're hot. And there's no conceivable reason you should be talking to me.
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#13
I went to the doctor and said, "My penis is burning." He said, "That means someone is talking about it." - Garry Shandling.
RIP.
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#14
I'd like to propose a toast...
To burning bread. Will you marry me?
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#15
Whenever someone holds my baby & he makes even a tiny peep, I yell
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY WHY ARE YOU BURNING MY BABY!?"
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#16
I test my smoke alarm batteries by burning
the fuck out of everything I cook.
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#17
Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car.
He kept burning his lips on the muffler.
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#18
What do you call a hippie that can't cook?
Burning ham!
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#19
What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
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#20
Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls?
He's into that burning bush.
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