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What Are Bus Jokes?

Bus Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bus jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's black and yellow and goes "Ahhhhh"
A school bus falling off a cliff.
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#2
Confucius Say Confucius say: Man who run behind bus get exhausted.
Man who run in front of bus get tired.
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#3
My mate says I don't understand irony...
Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time.
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#4
Today I found my first grey pubic hair...
I got really excited, but not as much as the other people on the bus.
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#5
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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#6
What "bus" crossed the ocean?
Columbus.
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#7
Why Did The Boy Drop His Ice Cream?
He Got Hit By A Bus.
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#8
Man On Bus Asked Me, "Why Looking So Crabby This
Morning?" I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...
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#9
That's the third time in a week I've woken myself up by farting.
One more complaint and they're not gonna let me drive this bus anymore.
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#10
Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few
miles they believed you were the real bus driver.
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#11
What's yellow and can't swim
A bus full of children
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#12
The day I can't do my job drunk...
Is the day I hang up my school bus keys.
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#13
What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?
A bus full of rednecks
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#14
How do stoners travel?
On the canna-bus.
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#15
"Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm
voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."
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#16
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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#17
Jimmy was eating ice cream but dropped it as he crossed the street.
Why? He was hit by a bus.
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#18
Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus.
Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
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#19
My friend told me I don't know what irony is...
Which is ironic, because we were at a bus stop.
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#20
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.
Witch: Well I won't stand in your way.
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What are the best Bus Jokes?
Our collection features 278 Bus Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Bus Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Bus Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Bus Jokes?
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How many Bus Jokes are available?
We currently have 278 Bus Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Bus Jokes?
Bus Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Bus Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bus jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love bus jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good bus jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Bus Jokes safe for all ages?
Most bus jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Bus Jokes?
bus jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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