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#1
Knock Knock Who's there !
Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !
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#2
She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president.
Thanks, Obama.
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#3
Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle
of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~.
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#4
George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence
education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant.
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#5
Obama ran around the whitehouse with Biden.
Their total time was 9:48. When they had finished Biden said "Hey Barack, did we beat the record?" Out of breath Obama said "No, Bush did 9:11"
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#6
If Clinton wins the election...
There'll be another Bush in the White House
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#7
I assume the Burning Bush was the
Bible's first recorded STD.
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#8
Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change.
jeb!
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#9
I like my women like I like my politics
The more Bush the better
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#10
[Baby trying to say first words] Baby: b..bu Me: cmon son Baby: bu..bu..s
Wife: Yes sweetheart Baby: Bush did 9/11 Me[tearing up]: He knows
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#11
Hey Can_ZigZag: what did one burning bush say to the other?
Ain't no way they're makin' a fuel out of me!
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#12
George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla...
The White House should be the name of the monkey exhibit at the Washington DC Zoo!
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#13
I had a turd the other day that looked exactly like George Bush.
I shit you not! (It even tried to declare war on me)
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#14
Why do hunters make good lovers?
1. They always go deep in the bush. 2. They shoot often. 3. They always eat what they shoot.
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#15
Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens?
That's what I call my crotch.
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#16
What's the difference between Jeb Bush and my toilet?
My toilet is still running.
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#17
Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.
After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?" Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."
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#18
Nothing worse than taking a run and then having to take a shit when your a mile & a half away from ur bathroom.
I almost shitted in a bush
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#19
Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials
is like George Bush having a library named after him.
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#20
Obama and Bush walk into a bar...
...Clinton ducked.
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