What Are Businesses Jokes?
Businesses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of businesses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny
umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas
#2
My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses.
She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'.
#3
In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses.
In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes
#4
You remember, in 2008 and 2012, when the right rioted, burned police cars, trashed small businesses, and claimed that President Elect Obama was not their president?
Huh, yeah me either.
#5
"McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks
have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work.
#6
What do you call all of Trump's failed businesses arranged in a circle?
Orange
#7
Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?
They never show a prophet.
#8
Why do businesses move to India?
Because they worship prophets!
#9
Businesses in Ferguson could have saved so much trouble just by changing their front signs.
They could have saved their stores by changing the sign to say: "[Owner Name]'s Fine Work Boots"
#10
Babies are terrible at running
their own small businesses.
#11
Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
#12
Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money?
A: Yelp!
#13
Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St.
Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.
#14
I want to start a show about businesses in my neighborhood
called, "HOW IS IT STILL OPEN??!"
#15
Today was boring, I hung around in my underwear all day...
got kicked out of quite a few businesses though.
#16
Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
#17
What kind of money do religious businesses make?
Prophet.
#18
Shout out to all the sassy receptionists out there.
I won't even go near businesses that don't have sassy as hell receptionists.
#19
Yesterday was kinda boring, I pretty much just hung around in my underwear all day...
...got kicked out of quite a few businesses though.
#20
Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down
abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one
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