What Are Bust Jokes?
Bust Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bust jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
BOSS: Don't just stand there.
ME: Bust a move? BOSS: What? ME: Nothing, I'll go make some copies.
#2
How did the guitar player bust the G string?
He was fingering A Minor.
#3
[Interview] "Tell me your weaknesses" Me: Well, I..
*wife busts in* He's a mouth breather, leaves the toilet seat up, forgets to take out th
#4
What do priests and zits have in common?
They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces
#5
You should kill me for this but...
Did you see the engraving under the mineral sculpture of the famous punner's head? It said, "Wordplay Ore Bust"
#6
How do you chip thin ice off a window?
You bust a rime.
#7
FUCK YEAH I GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD *smooth criminal blasts an i bust out
sick mj moves* "congrats sir u are now manager of this kfc/taco bell
#8
A couple of my friends tried to steal a statue last night...
But it turned out to be a bust.
#9
What do you call a broken statue with nice tits?
A busted busty bust.
#10
If you and I were squirrels, could
I bust a nut in your hole?
#11
Omg I'm so thirsty- *Kool-Aid Man busts through wall* OH YEAHH *Sugar-free
zero calorie Kool-Aid Man jiggles door handle* LITTLE HELP HERE
#12
My ex-girlfriend was a slut.
She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please.
#13
My ex wife got a boob job with
my alimony What a bust.
#14
Why does Bill Cosby carry around a nutcracker everywhere he goes?
So he can bust a nut without having to rape anybody.
#15
I'm turning to Reddit to help crowdsource an OC joke about defective condoms but it's all been a bust.
You pricks keep poking holes in it.
#16
Grammar Nazi vs.
Hitler Soldier:"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores." Hitler:"So mine less!" [Grammar Nazi busts in] "MINE FEWER" [Hitler looks up] "Yes?"
#17
Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really.
I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*
#18
"Sir, we are mining too many useless ores" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less.
[GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] "MINE FEWER." [Hitler looks up] Yes?
#19
Did you hear about the woman who got caught with pot in her fake breasts?
It was a huge drug bust
#20
My parents are pretty middle aged.
"So? That's pretty norm-" *two knights bust in* "CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"
Why People Enjoy Bust Jokes
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