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Busy Jokes

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What Are Busy Jokes?

Busy Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of busy jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When someone's ignoring me I like to break into their house at night and steal all their shoes.
We'll see how busy you are tomorrow.
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#2
Personal ad: Handsome man (29), seeks short, open minded women to poke him in the eye with umbrellas.
Busy streets only. No names please.
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#3
What does your mom and a 4-stroke engine have in common?
They're both usually busy doing one of the following: sucking, squeezing, banging, blowing.
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#4
What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?
"I don't have time for your ship."
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#5
Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the
hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change.
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#6
My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist.
He's busy vacuuming now.
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#7
So what do you call a busy soviet
A Russian....yeah....
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#8
How do you keep an idiot busy?
loading...
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#9
I'm such a crastinator...
I'm way too busy redditing to go Pro!
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#10
What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?
I can't find the twine.
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#11
Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant
and call out the name of a rare Pokemon.
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#12
What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.
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#13
Remember busy signals?
Crazy times.
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#14
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 34, looking for some
action!", so I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
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#15
[asking a girl out] ME: So do you have a dog?
HER: Yes, I do. She's very playful. ME: *nervously* Do you know if she's busy later?
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#16
Daughter: How was your day, Daddy?
Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!
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#17
I phoned a Chinese restaurant.
A guy answered and said "Hello, I'm Wang King the chef" I said "Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy "
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#18
Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
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#19
A small joke...
A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?" The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".
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#20
While you're busy staring at your phone flirting, your bored and
neglected spouse is probably out fcuking someone else for real.
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Most Busy Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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Why do people enjoy Busy Jokes?
Busy Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Busy Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and busy jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love busy jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Busy Jokes safe for all ages?
Most busy jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Busy Jokes?
busy jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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