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#1
In England butchers price meat by how they smell...
...a good sirloin costs about 10 pounds per scent.
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#2
A man walks into a butchers...
A man walks into a butchers and says "Is that a sheep's head?" to which the butcher replies "No... it's just the way I do my hair.".
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#3
I was working at the butchers yesterday and a man comes in looking for a small chicken.
I asked him to describe it so we can look for it together.
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#4
A boy walks into a butchers and asks for a pound of kidelies Do you mean kidneys?
asks the butcher. boy: I said that didelie?
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#5
I went into a butchers today and said, "Is that a sheep's
head in the window?" He said, "No, it's a mirror."
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#6
Why aren't there any female butchers?
Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone.
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#7
Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?
Because the Steaks are too high.
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#8
"Doctor I think I need glasses!" "You certainly
do Sir, this is the butchers."
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#9
I made a butchers club The only problem
is we can't agree to a meating time.
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#10
Knock Knock Who's there !
Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers haven't I ?
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#11
I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lambs
head No he replied, it's just how I come my hair.
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#12
Before I die I want to see a dog run out of a butchers shop
with a string of sausages hanging out of its mouth.
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#13
Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him.
Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
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#14
Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic?
It's a high steaks game.
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#15
Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?
Because the steaks are too high.
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#16
What literary devices do butchers use?
Meataphors.
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