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What Are Butter Jokes?

Butter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of butter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover?
Peanut butter and jammies!
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#2
REPUBLICANS: I can't believe Trump won.
DEMOCRATS: I can't believe Hillary lost. ME: I can't believe it's not butter!
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#3
Why did the fly eat all of the butter?
He wanted to become a butterfly!
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#4
What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
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#5
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
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#6
How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat?
Cover it in peanut butter.
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#7
Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
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#8
Why did the woman throw the stick of butter out the window?
To watch the butterfly
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#9
I'm reexamining my life after buying 63 pounds of unsalted butter
because it seems a little weird even by my standards
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#10
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass
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#11
Was told I can't use Wi-Fi at McDonald's unless I eat.
So I am bringing a peanut butter sandwich.
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#12
What's drier than toast without butter?
My sense of humor.
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#13
I like my women like I like my peanut butter...
...brown, smooth, and easy to spread. Props to Shakes the Clown.
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#14
Artist: I love painting you.
Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*
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#15
I like my butter how I like
my family In bread.
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#16
I know a guy named Bill who stuck his dick in penut butter.
He was fucking nuts.
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#17
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)
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#18
Have you heard the one about the butter?
Nah, you'll just spread it around.
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#19
What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI?
Pb and j
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#20
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam.
You can't peanut butter your dick into someone's ass.
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