What Are Buttock Jokes?
Buttock Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of buttock jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.
#1
"Buttocks!
Sexy sexy buttocks! Introduce me to your buttocks! My name is Tony!" - from my new song, "Dusk in Vienna"
#2
I had a window smash and impale me in the buttocks today...
It was a pane in the ass.
#3
There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks.
She was fired for being bi-assed.
#4
A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks.
Where is he? Doctor- "ICU baby, shaking that ass" Sorry.
#5
Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery
no one wants buttocks injected into their face
#6
A nice buttocks.
A *great* butt listens.
#7
My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks,
rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk.
#8
I'm biased: I have
four buttocks.
#9
A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident.
Doctors report no end in sight.
#10
Job interview tip: Tell them you're not an applicant, you're an appliCAN.
Lick your finger, hold it against buttock. Make sizzling noise.
#11
Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks.
Where is he?" "ICU baby, shaking that ass"
#12
Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes...
"Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?" "Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry"
#13
There wasn't any toilet paper, so I had to use the weekly to wipe my buttocks.
Sorry about the shitty news.
Why People Enjoy Buttock Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and buttock jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love buttock jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
Discover More Buttock Jokes
Looking for more laughs? Explore the related topics above or try our random joke generator. With hundreds of categories to choose from, you will never run out of fresh material to share and enjoy.
🎲 Get a Random Joke