What Are Butts Jokes?
Butts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of butts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"and god said LET THERE BE BUTTS and there were butts nice
warm jiggly butts everywhere on every human" - me 2:16
#2
What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts?
Molasses
#3
The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir
Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts.
#4
Did you hear the one about the gay man on the patch?
Word is he's down to about four butts a day.
#5
Humans are so stupid!
This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.
#6
Why would anyone lie about
liking big butts?
#7
I was gonna make a joke about
butts Butt fuck it.
#8
I have a joke about fat people with big butts...
Butt weight... That's not fanny.
#9
Why can't you trust a person with two butts?
Because they're bi-assed.
#10
Please do not throw cigarette butts into the urinals, as it
makes them soggy and very hard to light -Bathroom graffiti
#11
Did you hear about the priest that had a Nicotine patch on his dick?
(NSFW) He's cut back to two butts a week
#12
I swear skinny people without butts eat the most...
They're bottomless!
#13
*sir mix a lot voice* i like
big butts and i'm sad inside
#14
What do you call the study of butts?
Analysis.
#15
What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts?
Colon-hairy Arts School!
#16
If a man thinks blondes have the best butts...
...and the verifies this by only watching blondes walk around, is he guilty of Confirmation By-Ass?
#17
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
#18
"I like big butts and I can not lie" - Some
homeless guy sifting through an ashtray.
#19
"I liked small butts.
I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession
#20
Only trust people that like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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