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#1
What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?
That rig a Tonys.
#2
How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
#3
I got attacked by someone who suffers with premature ejaculation today.
He just came out of nowhere.
#4
*stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool.
*gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*
#5
*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU
MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO
#6
I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn
into a senior citizen who yells "which one am I?" every 30 seconds.
#7
If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC...
...that would be unpresidented.
#8
What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
#9
How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
#10
According to movie trailers, 98% of white
kids are possessed by the devil.
#11
If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for?
The juggler
#12
In hell, the thermostat is guarded
by a bunch of dads.
#13
Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?
Because she was too ahoof.
#14
the closest I've ever come to a threesome was when I was mowing the lawn
and I got hit in the face by two dragonflies having sex in mid air
#15
Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?
Ares.
#16
In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was.
He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it.
#17
"That'll be $15.99 please" "Do you take giant revolving badgers?" *cashier
grabs me by the throat* "We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"
#18
*ransom note on gun* [1 million dollars by Friday or I shoot your daughter.
No exceptions] [ps please mail gun back it's my only one]
#19
I'm going to talk to my broker today about cashing in some of my stocks.
And by that I mean, "taking all my change to the coinstar machine"
#20
Relationship Status: Got put in the friend zone by a succubus playing around on a Ouija board.
I can't even get lucky in the spirit world.
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