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Cables Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cables jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck...
Bar tender looks at him and says, "I guess I'll let you hang out but you better not start anything."
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#2
Guy walks into a bar...
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck. Bartender said "alright...but don't start nothing!"
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#3
eer booze and fun!' 'A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.
He sets 'em down on the bar. And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!!"
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#4
A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, "OK...
but just don't start anything."
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#5
Set of jumper cables walks into a bar...
The bartender looks them up and down really slow and says, OK, I'll serve you, but don't be starting anything.
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#6
My laptop in college was So bad..
To start it I needed my friends car and some jumper cables
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#7
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: "Hey! You guys can hang out here...just don't try and start anything."
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#8
A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender
says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything.
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#9
Always take one positive friend & one negative friend on road trips.
Then if your battery dies, you can hook cables to them & start your car
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#10
11 y/o Daughter: [opens xmas present] uh..cable ties?
Wife: she asked for a pony.. Me: a pony? ..SHE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AFTER HER CABLES LINDA
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#11
Apple Products My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products.
Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free.
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#12
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables...
The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything
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#13
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar...
The bartender looks right at him and says, " Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"
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#14
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at
him and says " I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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#15
Yo' Mama Jokes Battle!
I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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#16
Two jumper cables walk into a bar..
The bartender says "I'm gonna serve you guys, but you have to promise not to start something".
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#17
Jumper cables walked into a bar Bartender said I'll
serve you but you better not start anything!
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#18
Q: What's the slowest thing in the world?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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#19
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables and the bartender
says, You can come in, but don't start anything!
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#20
I asked the local prostitute if she could do something kinky so she put a set of jumper cables up my ass...
Don't get me wrong, I liked it, but I couldn't believe how much she charged me!
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