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Calculating Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of calculating jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?
Because he was cold and calculating.
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#2
My girlfriend says she needs time and distance...
Is she calculating velocity?
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#3
My wife told me that she needs time and distance...
...because she's calculating velocity.
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#4
My girlfriend says she needs time and
distance Is she calculating velocity?
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#5
My girlfriend stole my vintage adding
machine That calculating bitch.
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#6
A guy once told me that his favorite pastime was calculating averages.
I asked him, "What do you mean?"
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#7
How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?
Cold and calculating.
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#8
My girlfriend said she needs some time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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#9
[Walking around the office] *Sees nosepicker* *Hears burper* *Smells gas* Boss: What are you doing?
Calculating the..."Gross Margin."
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#10
My girlfriend said she needs time and distance
does that mean she is calculating velocity?
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#11
Calculating the trajectory of an airborne
booger is snot rocket science
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#12
Why do accountants make the best serial killers?
Because they're calculating.
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#13
I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little
league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect
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#14
When those Subway "$5 Footlong" commercials come on, every
man is quietly calculating how much his penis is worth.
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#15
Dear waiter, You messed up my order because you didn't write it down.
I employed your strategy while calculating the tip. Love, David
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