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#1
What was I like in high school?
You know that guy who drove a Camaro and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus...
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#2
Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?
So he'd use natural logs!
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#3
What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?
He gets stumped.
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#4
Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:"Degrees are essentially useless in this class,
we will use radians instead." I replied:"Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"
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#5
Alcohol and calculus don't go together very well.
Don't drink and derive.
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#6
My teacher accused my of plagiarism on my calculus
paper She said my work was very derivative
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#7
Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s?
They didn't believe in integration.
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#8
Man I really hate calculus.
It just derives me crazy
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#9
Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country
Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them.
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#10
So the other day in calculus we were talking about concavity
I asked if that's why prisoners brush their teeth
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#11
Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes?
All these new ones are so derivative...
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#12
I didn't fail my calculus test....
I just gave "alternative" answers on a few problems.
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#13
Calculus derives
me crazy!!
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#14
The instructions said if my erection lasts longer than four hours to see a doctor...
My calculus professor was no help at all.
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#15
Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand...
...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology.
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#16
What's the worst advice calculus can give you?
Integral of e^x because that's Se^x dx and it's never a good idea to sex the ex!
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#17
Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around.
Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. "Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?" Delta replies, "Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."
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#18
I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...
but graphing is where I draw the line!
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#19
Another Calculus Joke!
What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection.
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#20
Another Calculus Joke (Pun)
Don't drink and derive!
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