What Are Came Jokes?
Came Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of came jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I came up with a plan to help people with debt,
it's called "Don't buy shit you can't afford!"
#2
I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind...
It came right out of the purple
#3
Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came
as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock
#4
I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It's a win win situation,
either she's still alive or my inheritance just came in.
#5
I finally figured out why Donald Trump married Melania...
...she came from ***YUUUUUUUUUUUUG***oslavia. ~~(thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week)~~
#6
My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies..
..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies.
#7
A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs...
The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants.
#8
*sees a truck* Nice.
*sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for.
#9
Girlfriend told me she wanted to see
our kids so I came in her eye
#10
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?
A: It says they came from afir (a fire a far).
#11
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
#12
I said "You're not the boss of me"
to my boss and it came true.
#13
What's long and hard on a black guy His prison sentence I hope this hasn't
been said before, I half came up with this all by my lonesome
#14
FOX new has saved my legs!
I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel.
#15
So my girlfriend came over and wanted breakfast So I offered her my personal
salami and if she tried hard enough she could get some dipping sauce as well
#16
The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills.
#17
I came to Reddit to read some jokes..
It's on the comment section.
#18
"How much for the mannequin in the clown
outfit?" "Sir, she came in with you!"
#19
With Fifty Shades of Grey that came out today, cinemas should serve ketchup...
...for all the fish fingers
#20
My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday.
She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra.
Why People Enjoy Came Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and came jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love came jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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