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Capacity Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of capacity jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
im an adult!
i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
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#2
What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
1 US Leader.
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#3
"Your mom is over capacity." - me under
my breath to twitter a second ago
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#4
What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader
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#5
Twitter is over Capacity!
Well, so's my liver but you don't see me slowing down because of it.
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#6
I likes my liver like I likes my Twitter.
Over capacity.
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#7
What do you call an attractive ghost butt that is at max poop capacity?
Booootyfull
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#8
[crowded elevator] Alright I'm a little concerned about the capacity so
let's all go around and say how much we weigh *gets out calculator*
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#9
'sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.' what, am i supposed to
just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?
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#10
Can you even work your smartphone?
In what capacity?
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#11
Time to ban High Capacity Assault Vehicles?
how else could we stop this?
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#12
[spelling bee] Your word is 'mnemonic' "Can you use it in a sentence?"
Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity
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#13
How many jews could get in to the cab?
It depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry
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#14
The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter
still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping.
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#15
Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity
is greater than papa's earning capacity.
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#16
At age 40 you gain the capacity to fall totally chemically
head over heels in love with a refrigerator.
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#17
Twitter goes over capacity more than
Kirstie Alley's home elevator.
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#18
What do you call a truck with only five Mexican passengers?
Under capacity
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#19
How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
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#20
The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I think Twitter
still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping.
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