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What Are Capture Jokes?

Capture Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of capture jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm really looking to re-capture my lost youth...
...my basement door doesn't lock properly
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#2
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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common? A. Both are made to capture special moments.
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#3
"To label you "divine" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence.
... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"
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#4
How to capture an elephant step 1 dig a hole.
step 2 fill the hole with ash. step 3 surround it with peas. step 4 when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole!
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#5
The Mars mission should include an artist to capture
the alien planet The art would be out of this world.
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#6
Someday, scientists will capture the energy of eye rolls to produce
electricity, and the world will be a cleaner, more sarcastic place.
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#7
What insect do you use to capture a slutty woman?
A hornet!
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#8
How are condoms like cameras?
They capture your special moments.
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#9
Why are condoms like cameras?
-they both capture the moment.
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#10
Capture the viva la Flag I will try to upload one each day.
Just look for johnfromnorway https://i.imgur.com/j1poxyK.jpg
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#11
Before I destroy a wasp's nest I like to capture a
single wasp and tell it my entire diabolical plan.
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#12
What does a camera have in common with a condom?
They both capture that special moment.
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#13
Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village.
As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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#14
How do you capture a polar bear?
1. Dig a hole in the ice. 2. Place a bunch of peas around the hole 3. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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#15
[posing nude] ME: make sure to capture all of my body's contours DMV
GUY: again, this is entirely inappropriate for a license photo
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#16
I capture lions for a living...
I guess you could say I take pride in my work.
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#17
If a giant capture you and me and made a smoothie out of us, what would it taste like?
It would taste like "just us".
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#18
How do you capture a polar bear?
Cut a big fishing hole in the ice. Wait for the polar bear to bend over the hole to fish. Then run up behind the polar bear and **kick it in the icehole!**
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#19
Capture a raccoon & an octopus.
Sit them on the couch. Give them snacks. Sit between them. Turn on the TV. Now you're ready to have kids.
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#20
Your heart cannot be an American Hero
Because I am going to capture it
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Capture Jokes?
Our collection features 25 Capture Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Capture Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Capture Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Capture Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Capture Jokes are available?
We currently have 25 Capture Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Capture Jokes?
Capture Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Capture Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and capture jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love capture jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good capture jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Capture Jokes safe for all ages?
Most capture jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Capture Jokes?
capture jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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