What Are Cares Jokes?
Cares Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cares jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A joke about 'The Interview'
Nobody fucking cares.
#2
I didn't spend years perfecting this blank, vacant expression
so you could mistake me for someone who cares, lady...
#3
I'm right 97% of the time.
So who cares about the other 4%?
#4
Why is divorce so expensive?
Who cares?? It's worth it!
#5
How many hipsters does it take to...?
...Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.
#6
Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes.
After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes.
#7
Parenting is all about wanting to say, "No one
cares, honey" 100x a day AND NEVER DOING IT.
#8
Waiter: Is Pepsi okay?
Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*
#9
When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug
them and whisper softly in their ears, "no one cares."
#10
Wear jeans every day and nobody cares.
Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone.
#11
How do you make a woman have an orgasm?
Who cares?
#12
How do you make a fat chick orgasm?
Who cares.....
#13
She's got the face of an angel, a heart of gold, & a body that won't quit.
Who cares that she curses like a trucker and drinks like a fish.
#14
Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall?
Who cares, they'll get over it..
#15
Justin and Selena broke up?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.
#16
Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm?
Who cares.
#17
iPhone, if you correct "harass" to "caress" one more time you'll
be held responsible for this generation's sex offenders.
#18
If you ever feel as thought nobody cares about what you
do Just post something with a spelling mistake in it.
#19
Hitler and his men are having a meeting.
Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!
#20
Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate?
Still nobody cares.
Why People Enjoy Cares Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cares jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love cares jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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