What Are Carson Jokes?
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#1
A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world...
It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have "Shiffer brains" - Johnny Carson.
#2
What's a greater Pressure, the impact of Earth hitting the sun, the impact of Earth hitting the moon, or Republican demands for Carson and Kasich to drop out?
Please discuss. Thanks.
#3
Hey Ben Carson, at this point in your craziness?
Just say you're Iron Man. What could it hurt?
#4
What's the difference between love and lust?
"About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
#5
Ben Carson is going to be our next president.
Cause once you go black, you never go back.
#6
trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree.
just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater
#7
Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would
do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids.
#8
I think my gran has Alzheimer's.
She called me Dave earlier when my name is Carson. Either that or she's thinking of someone else while we're having sex.
#9
"Why'd you name me Carson, dad?" You were born in a car.
Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
#10
Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just
use a different name, that's all (Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)
#11
How do you make Ben Carson yell?
Watch a movie with him.
#12
Knock Knock Who's there !
Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !
#13
"Ben Carson makes stuff up" said Donald Trump, self-proclaimed
zillionaire, demigod and unicorn owner.
#14
In 2016 Scott Baio has called Hillary Clinton a cunt, Chris Christie has called her a criminal and Ben Carson has called her a Lucifer worshiper.
What will they call her in 2017? Madam President.
#15
Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?
/r/explainlikeimfive
#16
"That Will Smith is a nice young man, I hope he wins Celebrity Apprentice."
No Grandma, that's Ben Carson and this is the Republican Debate
#17
Where do otters come from?
Otter space. [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]
#18
With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan...
Once you go black, you never go back. Carson 2016
#19
BEN CARSON: On the news I saw a portal to another dimension open & robots
came out, we need to stop that MODERATOR:That was The Avengers sir
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