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Cashew Jokes

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What Are Cashew Jokes?

Cashew Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cashew jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?
"Yes, what is it?"
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#2
"Why did he win?!
Anyone who supports Trump is nuts!" said the Hillary supporter, fully unaware that cashews alone outnumber humans 50 to 1 ...
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#3
Free joke for rats: Pick up a cashew
and pretend to use it as a phone.
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#4
What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?
Cashew
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#5
Have you seen the prices of Almonds and Cashews?
They're nuts.
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#6
You can eat a huge bag of cashews right in front of a cop and
he can't do shit about it because cashews aren't illegal.
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#7
My 8-year-old just offered me leftover cashews from his lunch, asking
"Do you want these nuts?" and I'm not mature enough to be a parent.
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#8
What is a Jewish person's favorite nut?
A cashew.
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#9
How do you sum up a cashew?
In a nutshell!
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#10
my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold?
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
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#11
Where does almond and cashew milk come from?
Crazy cows. They have to be nuts.
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#12
What do you call an angry cashew?
A pissed-achio.
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#13
What does a nut say when it sneezes?
Cashew.
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#14
I have a friend whose fetish is cashews.
He's fucking nuts.
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#15
I was just eating cashews and one of them fell into my bra.
Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?
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#16
What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?
You bust a nut
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#17
What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?
Cashews.
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#18
What do you call Catholics who marry Jews?
Cashews!
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#19
M: If I cashew looking through my windows agai- H: What?
M: I saw you pecan! H: No, I wasn- M: You're macadamian me mad. H: You're nuts.
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#20
Nuts I like: -Cashew.
-Almond. -Pistachio. Nuts I don't like: -Hairy. -Religious.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cashew jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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