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Casino Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of casino jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So a midget's at a casino and he runs into his friend the dealer...
The dealer says "Hey how you feelin? I heard you were sick." The midget says "Naah I'm a little better."
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#2
I saw my buddy Barry Goldstein at the casino the other night.
It was very un-jew-sual.
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#3
Why do lambs go to casinos?
They love to gambol.
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#4
Why are there no casinos in China?
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
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#5
What's a pig's favourite casino game?
Porker.
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#6
What book do conservative casino workers love?
Trump: The Art of the DEAL
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#7
I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling,
but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife.
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#8
I watched craps at the casino for over an hour tonight
until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom.
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#9
I got kicked out of the casino in Las Vegas.
I didn't cheat. I just misunderstood what the craps table was for.
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#10
Did you hear about the fat guy who spent his free time in a British casino?
He heard it was a fast way to lose pounds.
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#11
What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?
I literally cannot deal.
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#12
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
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#13
I lost over 100 pounds in the last week.
The casinos here in London have terrible odds.
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#14
No thanks, Party Casino; if I wanted to gamble when watching porn,
I'd start the video with the volume on full and my door wide open.
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#15
Why don't the Chinese have casinos?
Because they don't like Tibet
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#16
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble.
The casinos just give him stacks of money.
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#17
What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
In a casino, you really mean it.
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#18
My father just texted that he's been kicked off the roof of a Cleveland
casino for grilling hotdogs, if you ever wondered why I am this way.
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#19
Nice try, Clooney "wedding." I know
a casino heist when I see one.
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#20
"What'd you do this weekend?" I was shooting craps.
"Oh you went to a casino?" *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
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